If we sign the Korean striker Yoo Byung Soo then surely this'll work
"Yoo are Yoo - Yoo Yoo Yoo Yoo"
Yoo
Who are you ? Yoo Yoo.....Yoo Yoo
Who are you? Yoo Yoo..... Yoo Yoo
Tell me, tell me who are you, I really wanna knooooow, Who are Yoo Soo?
There was a racist chant for Son Heung Min at Tottenham:
He'll shoot,
He'll score.
He'll eat your Labrador
Soo Byung Yoo! Soo Byung Yoo!
Yoo are Soo Byung-iful to me!
Yoo are Soo Byung-iful to me!
Cant you seeeeeeeeeeee
You're everything I hope for
You're everything I need
Yoo are Soo Byung-iful to me!
I'm going back someday
Come what may
To Soo Byung Yoo.
Where the Nix are fun
And the football is done
By Soo Byung Yoo
Best sung by Linda Rondstat but Roy Orbison also did a good job.
Well, this one starts with his name. Sort of.