Haha that's fantastic Paulm!
I had a thought that maybe we might go back in for Ba? However he is cup bound for both the FA Cup and ECL. However he has only played 8 games...he might be getting itchy feet.
The problem with getting a cup tied striker is that we're limited in their use, i.e. stuck with Bendtner as Giroud's back up for the two cup competitions we want quality in!
A quick search on Morato indicates he hasn't been cup bound so he still seems to be the odds on bet.
Also I do like the idea of Pato. Wenger would be the kind of coach who could help him recover his form/potential, however we need someone who can really hit the ground running.