Coast has a nice pitch - clubrooms are pretty good as well.
What's the ECB pitch like now, used to be a bit rank, like Keith Hay Park.
If Tuakau ever make it into NRFL I think they will top out the worst of these three categories.
Oh Jesus wept, last time I played in Tuakau we had to get changed in what looked like a community theatre rehearsal room among piles of junk. And the last time my sister-in-law played in Tuakau some oafish farm girl broke her ribs. :(