I saw a pretty funny post on Facebook or maybe Twitter with guys (and possibly girls) asking their significant others to name a team of footballers without any help or google or whatever. Maybe something amusing to play during these lean times of actual football related discussion.
Here's what my wife came up with (after telling me she knew nothing about football):
GK: Petr Cech
LB: Ashley Cole
CB: Rio Ferdinand
CB: Paul Scholes
RB: Roberto Carlos
LM: Frank Lampard
CM: David Beckham
CM: Zinedine Zidane
RM: Neymar
ST: Gareth Bale
ST: Cristiano Ronaldo
Not a bad effort, though she originally had Lionel Messi as a RB and I couldn't let that one in.