Remake the Kingz chants by the bloc5 boys
To "Take me home country road"
Take me home, Maurice Road
To the place, I belong
Ericsson, To see the Kingz men
Take me home, Maurice Road
[hear the United fans do this number here]
To "Bad moon rising"
I see the Bloc 5 boyz arising
I see trouble on the way
Don't go out tonite
Unless you're black and white
I see there's trouble on the way
[hear the United fans do this number here]
To "The Blaydon Races"
Oh me lads, you should have seen us coming
Fastest team in the league
Oh to see them running
All the lads and lasses there
With smiles on their faces
Marching down the Maurice Road
To see John Adshead's aces
To "The Entertainer"
wo-o, wo-o, wo-o
We are Bloc 5 and we will follow
Follow the Kingz to Perth
And to the ends of the earth
wo-o, wo-o, wo-o, o-o-o
To "Knees up Mother Brown"
E I E I E I O
Up the APL we go
And when we win the trophy
This is what we'll sing
We are Football
We are Football
We are Football Kingz
To "Land of Hope and Glory"
We will follow our Kingz
Over land and sea (and Glory!)
We will follow our Kingz
On to victory [altogether now�]
The Marseillaise
Come on you Football Kingz
Come on you Football Kingz
March on, march on
Whatever the score
You'll hear the Bloc 5 roar
To "I am Sailing"
No-one likes us
No-one likes us
No-one likes us, But we don't care
We are Bloc 5, Super Bloc 5
We are Bloc 5, from Camelot
To "D-I-S-C-O"
We are B-L-O-C 5 (x4)
We are B - bloody mental
We are L - lewd and barmy
We are O - on the bevy
We are C - the Colditz Army
We are fi-ive-ive...
"We shall not be moved"
We shall not, we shall not be moved
We shall not, we shall not be moved
Not by the Knights, Spirit or Glory
We shall not be moved
To "The Wild Rover"
And it's Football Kingz
Football Kingz FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen
To "I'd like to teach the world to sing"
I'd like to go to South Melbourne
And burn the Bob Jane down
I'd like to go to Perth Glory
And kick the Hill around
I'd like to go to North Sydney
And teach them to make noise
And when they ask us who we are
We'll say the Bloc 5 boys
Bloc 5 boys! Clap clap clap
Bloc 5 boys! Clap clap clap etc
To "The Red Flag"
We'll never die, we'll never die
We'll never die, we'll never die
We'll keep the Kingz flag flying high
Coz Football Kingz will never die
[slower] We'll never die, we'll never die
We'll never die, we'll never die
[repeat endlessly]
To "The Marines Hymn"
From the terraces of Ericsson
To the shed at Perth Glory
We will fight, fight, fight, for our Kingz men
Till we win the national league
To hell with Northern Spirit
To hell with Adelaide (they're sh*te!)
We will fight, fight, fight for our Kingz men
Till we win the national league
To "Jesus loves the little children of the world"
Who's that team that we call our Kingz
Who's that team we all adore
They're the boys in black and white
All the other teams are sh*te
And we're out to show the world what we can do
So bring on the Knights, Spirit and Glory
Bring on your Aussies by the score
Then of course there's Olympic
Who the hell they trying to kid
Coz our Kingz are the greatest football team
Bloc 5 Army Chant
Every where we go
People want to know
Who we are
Where we come from
So we tell them
Who we are
Where we come from
We are the Bloc 5
The mighty mighty Bloc 5
And when we sing
The Kingz go marchin' in
Oh when the Kingz�
To "Marching through Georgia"
We are the people who sing of victory
Of games that brought us glory
From Auckland to Sydney
Where all the Kingz fanz voices
Roar us on to victory
As we go marching to Colditz
Hello, Hello, we are the Bloc 5 boys
Hello, Hello, we are the Bloc 5 boys
And if you are a [Sydney] fan
Surrender or you'll die
We will follow the Kingz
Whether we're across the sea
Or whether we're at home
It matters not we follow
To all corners of the globe
We wear the colours proudly
The black, the red, the white
As we go marching to Colditz
[chorus]
To "Just one of those songs"
We are just one of those teams
That you see now and then
We often score two
But we seldom score ten
We beat 'em at home
And we beat 'em away
We kill any b*stards
That get in our way
[slower]
We are the pride of New Zealand
We boldly go forth
We hate the Aussies
Romanos of course
We are the Kingz men
Without any doubt
We are the Bloc 5 boyz
To "Lord of the Dance"
Run, run, wherever you may be
For we are the kings of the league say we
And we don't give a f**k
Whoever you may be
Coz we are the famous Kingz FC
To "Glory, glory, hallelujah"
We are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
We are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
We are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
And the Kingz go marching on, ON! ON!
Glory glory Football Kingz
Glory glory Football Kingz
Glory glory Football Kingz
And the Kingz go marching on ON! ON!
The pride of all New Zealand we are Football Kingz FC
The pride of all New Zealand we are Football Kingz FC
The pride of all New Zealand we are Football Kingz FC
And the Kingz go marching on ON! ON!
[chorus]
Who the hell are [Northern Spirit]
Who the hell are [Northern Spirit]
Who the hell are [Northern Spirit]
And the Kingz go marching on ON! ON!
To "She'll be coming round the mountain"
Roll along Football Kingz roll along
To the top of the league where you belong
Yes we'll sing with all our might
For the boys in black and white
Roll along Football Kingz roll along
To "Yellow Submarine"
We all love our Football Kingz FC
Our Football Kingz FC
Our Football Kingz FC
We all love our Football Kingz FC
Our Football Kingz FC
Our Football Kingz FC
lalala lalala lalalalala lalala etc
To "Whole World in his Hands"
We are Football
Kingz FC
We are Football
Kingz FC
We are Football
Kingz FC
We are Football Kingz FC
To "Darling Clementine"
We are Football
We are Football
We are Football Kingz FC
We are Football
We are Football
We are Football Kingz FC
To "Skip to the Loo"
C'mon Football Kingz
C'mon Football Kingz
C'mon Football Kingz
C'mon Football Kingz
To "Bread of Heaven"
We are Football Kingz FC
We are Football Kingz FC
We are Football
We are Football
We are Football Kingz FC
We are Football Kingz FC
To "Want to be in My Gang"
C'mon, C'mon clapclap!
C'mon, C'mon clapclap!
C'mon, C'mon, C'mon You Kingz!
To "Hello! Hello! I'm back again"
Hello, Hello
It's good to be back
It's good to be back
Hello, Hello
It's good to be back
It's good to be back
Did you miss me? [NO!]
While I was gone
Did you hang my picture on the wall
Did you miss me? [NO!]
While I was gone
I know you didn't miss me at all
"Show me the way to go home"
Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed (for a ��)
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it's gone right to my head
No matter where I roam
Over land or sea or foam
You will always hear me singing this song
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
MICHAEL UTTING
To "Lily the Pink"
We'll drink a drink a drink
To Michael the king the king the king
He's the keeper of our Football team
He's the greatest, Kiwi footballer
That the wor-ld has ever seen
[hear the United fans do this number here]
To "My old man's a dustman"
Utting's f**king magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Kingz shirt
He said I fancy that
He saves with his left hand
He saves with his right
And when we play [insert] he's bored because they're sh*te, ooohhhh
HARRY NGATA
To "Can't take my eyes off you"
We love you Harry, because you've got grey hair
We love you Harry, because you're every where
We love you Harry, you're Kiwi through and through
To "The Caissons go rolling along"
Harry's here
Harry's there
Harry's every bloody where
He's Harry Ngata the king of the Kingz
They probably got replaced by more sweary, and therefore funny, ditties.
My son Ashley just came across this music written for him as a beginning trumpet player when we used to drive up from Whakatane to watch the Kingz (and the Knights).
It was great fun.