If Blatter was really smart he would have copied an allegedly ex Merchant banker and lost a container overboard in the middle of the Irish Sea whilst on his way there for a 6 month holiday. Sea water and paper don't work so well together. Everyone takes a full container load of clothes for 6 months don't they? I remember taking a back pack of clothes for 3 months to the UK once.
North Korea once claimed to have lost an entire shipload of 'art' en route to the UK for exhibition then claimed full insurance (in US dollars) from UK insurers. After a parliamentary enquiry it was decided there was no evidence of either the art or the ship's existence, so no payout.