I am sixteen and at an all girls high school looking for a wealthy football coach with lots of time and a large severance....package.
Hello FU BLU
I am a very very wealthy football coach. In fact I make Kim Dotcom seem like a mere merchant banker such is the length of my, erm, coaching skills.
I would be very happy to discuss with you your future football career in my "starting XI". I can pick you up after school in my discrete, blacked out car. The number plate is "GR00MER".