The Deli Lama normally no's all but would someone please inform me what happened at Tech with Fleming leaving...? Surely down with Fridge before the big man
I heard that the committee held an emergency meeting on thrusday with a focus on cost cutting due to the current recession. The committee decided Fleming's weekly visits to get his tips peroxided was putting a huge burden on the club's finances & have decided to let him go.
In spite of this sad news, the committee acted quickly to secure a long term deal for Tony "champagne" Martin. Details of the contract remain a bit sketchy at the moment but the deal would see Martin collecting a whopping 7 new pairs of New Balance retro trainers along with a jug of Pims after each game.
The shoe addict responded to the news with a modest: "F@#king aye"