If you are pathetic, clap you hands
If you are pathetic, clap you hands
Oh, If you are pathetic, if you are pathetic
If you are pathetic, clap you hands
If you're unsophisticated, clap you hands....................
If you don't know football, clap your hands....................
If you like stroking pussies, clap you hands....................
If you've lost respect for Gareth, clap your hands......................