When he wakes up
Well he knows he's gonna be, he's gonna be the Stein who's really got a clue
When he jumps up
Well he knows he's gonna be, he's gonna be the Stein who's gonna head it thru
When he gets drunk
Well he knows he's gonna be, he's gonna be the Stein who's name is really true
When he kits up
Well he knows he's gonna be, he's gonna be the Stein who scores a goal for you
cos
Stein would score five hundred goals and
Stein would score five hundred more
Just to be the Stein who's fine enough
To play for Ernie Merrick's boys
Ya da da, ya da da etc
When he wakes up
Well he knows he's gonna be, he's gonna be the Stein who's really got a clue
When he jumps up
Well he knows he's gonna be, he's gonna be the Stein who's gonna head it thru
When he gets drunk
Well he knows he's gonna be, he's gonna be the Stein who's name is really true
When he kits up
Well he knows he's gonna be, he's gonna be the Stein who scores a goal for you
cos
Stein would score five hundred goals and
Stein would score five hundred more
Just to be the Stein who's fine enough
To play for Ernie Merrick's boys
Ya da da, ya da da etc