Can't believe this one hasn't been suggested yet.
Hutt Valley Girl
by
The Inhalers
No YouTube of it, but here's a link to a stream on bandcamp:
http://miramarchessclub.bandcamp.com/track/hutt-valley-girl
Lyrics:
Hutt Valley Girl
I wore studded belts with motorbike buckles
I grew my hair long, and tattooed my knuckles
I’d do anything in the whole wide world
For my Hutt Valley girl
I’d pick her up and we’d stay out 'til late
Cruising the mall in my brother’s V8
I’d do anything in the whole wide world
For my Hutt Valley girl
Marry in haste, repent at leisure
I’m doing time at Her Majesty’s pleasure
We’re still in love
But there’s no time to play
Out at Witako on visiting day
I looked in her eyes and I fell for her premise
She talked me into robbing the chemist
I’d do anything in the whole wide world
For my Hutt Valley girl
In cheesecloth and muslin, in ug boots and jewellery
I got caught red-handed with more than tomfoolery
I’d do anything in the whole wide world
For my Hutt Valley girl