I wish I had been sober enough to remember who I was talking to who floated this one - whoever it was, well done...
After The Pub, but Before the Back Bencher I was taught this one:
Moss, Moss
He punches the cross
He is the man, he's our goalkeeping boss
Come on!
I'm talking to you
Glen Moss!
[Repeat]
For the non 80's children, this is to Tear for Fears - Shout