I think we should pilfer this tune, quite complicated for the masses though:
We’ve got a diamond called Ross Barkley
A Toffee who comes from Wavertree
He plays alongside James McCarthy
Together at Everton FC
When you’re in the Blue
We’ll sing this song for you
Ross Barkley is a Toffee through and through
Our version could be:
We've got a diamond called Roy Krishna,
He comes from Labasa in Fiji,
He plays up top in front of Roly,
Together at our Phoenix FC,
And in Aisle 22,
We'll sing this song for you,
Roy Krishna's black and yellow through and through