Not sure if this made it onto the forum yet, but I was quietly pleased with my effort for Roly from a few weeks ago:
Well Roly flew 5000 miles,
and Roly flew 5000 more,
Just to be the man who flew 10000 miles,
To help the Phoenix score*
Bonevacia!
Bonevacia!
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da...
Could maybe also be "To wear the Phoenix 4", which I *think* is his squad number?
To the tune of Proclaimers and inspired by Man City fans
I feel a medley is not far away...