not a gif or meme but still, wtf:
rare disorder: Brocks' Syndrome. Manifests in unusual attention paid to the penalty spot, in extreme cases uncontrollable lust, generally when the patient knows there will never, ever be any other way of scoring the goal that gives him a reason for existence (self-perceived, or as egged on by a wider audience), or when, as recently shown by the striker after which this disorder is named, he is consumed by knowledge that a successfully converted pen will kick-start long lost goalscoring prowess.
Sometimes, as possibly in the case pictured above, the symptoms are shown in longtime defenders who have an insatiable desire to score that one orgasmic goal that will give their life meaning. Occurs infrequently thank Christ, but when it does it's sad beyond measure.
