I assume Buffy is busy today, because I'm sure he'd be right up there in taking the piss.
The missus is sick i was taking care of her. However as i now have a little time...
Did the Stevie G starfish not work against Reading?

Sammy Lee isn't amused by it all

Rafa reacts to the winning goal

"Hmmmmm, if i score an own goal for them, then it will get their hopes up before we take the piss and win it in extra time. I love these scouse fools"

In summary: Reading
