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Posted July 10, 2013 04:50 · last edited July 10, 2013 05:01

Yeah KJ i know its only administration.... at the moment....so here's some tips to get out of the cart...

Find a consortium that can see the value in the Brand, Support Base and assets. What, Mad Vlad put Tynecastle up as security..?

Nevermind, nevermind... Raise 15 Million pound in a share issue...eh.. yeah... the pub quiz night and "save our Hearts'' scarves is a really good start.

Sell 45 - 50k tickets to every home game... oops sorry forgot you might not have a stadium and you'll only cram a few thousand into the newTescos. Well.. How about your own TV channel.. great revenue stream..all games streaming around the world. Umm, no, re runs of your 2012 Scottish cup victory down the legion is just not going to cut it...

Thinking, thinking...

 


Con-sortium aye it's some kind o con awright ,to much listening to that hilarious  snake oil salesman Chuckie Green(remember him?)   what was it again 500 trillion rangers fans the world over ,Champions league in four to five seasons  blah blah blah !
Oh and here's an up date on yir share price 52.50 pence jings that's a long way down  from the 94 pence opening ,a single sheet of Andrex is now worth more than a tribute share !
And if it's entertaining videos yi want how about the Norwegian Blues  getting knocked oot the Ramsden cup by QOS at Ibrokes  last season exciting stuff !!

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Kiwi Jambo edited July 10, 2013 05:01
Hillbilly Bear wrote:

Yeah KJ i know its only administration.... at the moment....so here's some tips to get out of the cart...

Find a consortium that can see the value in the Brand, Support Base and assets. What, Mad Vlad put Tynecastle up as security..?

Nevermind, nevermind... Raise 15 Million pound in a share issue...eh.. yeah... the pub quiz night and "save our Hearts'' scarves is a really good start.

Sell 45 - 50k tickets to every home game... oops sorry forgot you might not have a stadium and you'll only cram a few thousand into the newTescos. Well.. How about your own TV channel.. great revenue stream..all games streaming around the world. Umm, no, re runs of your 2012 Scottish cup victory down the legion is just not going to cut it...

Thinking, thinking...


Con-sortium aye it's some kind o con awright ,to much listening to that hilarious  snake oil salesman Chuckie Green(remember him?)   what was it again 500 trillion rangers fans the world over ,Champions league in four to five seasons  blah blah blah !
Oh and here's an up date on yir share price 52.50 pence jings that's a long way down  from the 94 pence opening ,a single sheet of Andrex is now worth more than a tribute share !
And if it's entertaining videos yi want how about the Norwegian Blues  getting knocked oot the Ramsden cup by QOS at Ibrokes  last season exciting stuff !!