I reckon he got off lightly. I wonder if any broadcaster will pick him up for a comments man. He can do that from a studio.
Transylvanian television. Indeed, people with special powers like that can do many things from a distance...
Sacked by Liverpool, signed by Romanian club:
http://stublogs.wordpress.com/2014/06/27/luis-suar...
Transylvanian ancestry confirmed: what is not visible to the ordinary person, exposed by "Vampire Cam":
https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=suarez+dracula+i...
"Bite It" animated video pretty humorous:
- 1,337,074 views
- 2 days ago
"Oops, I Bit Him Again" song released - listen here:
https://soundcloud.com/primediabroadcasting/suarez...
News Report (serious):
An opponent is more likely to be bitten by Suarez than a shark (about same probability if swimming in in shark-infested waters):
http://www.newstatesman.com/future-proof/2014/06/y...
THE CURE: This young lady in the movie "Teeth" would sort him out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE
Dawn from Teeth
"Sensitive fellas – look away now. The protagonist of this bizarre and much talked-about horror movie has a serious case of ‘vagina dentata’, which is really bad news for any budding suitor..."
