Big Clubness
Leeds manager Dennis Wise recently responded to transfer speculation about star striker Jermaine Beckworth by stating that he would not be going to Derby County, as they are a smaller club than Leeds United. So let me get this straight � Leeds (League 1 and playing Doncaster Rovers at home this weekend) are a bigger club than Derby County (Premiership and playing Portsmouth.......damn it � why couldn�t they get Manchester United this weekend?).
So what constitutes a �big club�? Is Newcastle a big club because of their large home and away support, despite not winning anything in half a century? Can Middlesbrough be considered a big club due to their established premiership status and (somewhat) recent European forays, despite never coming close to filling the Riverside Stadium? Can West Ham be considered a big club when you look at all the players they developed plying their trade elsewhere? Can Perennial strugglers Liverpool be considered a big club when Dirk Kuyt makes regular appearances in their first team?
To help settle this argument for once and for all, I have devised a points system to calculate the Big Clubness of a club. This system will consider the following components � fan base, history (sorry Chelsea), current position, money and sex appeal. So let�s use this system to see if Mr Wise lives up to his name...
Leeds United
Derby County
7 major domestic trophies and 2 European trophies.
3 points
3 major domestic honours.
1 point
40,204 capacity stadium, and season average attendance of 27,198 (67.6% of capacity).
2 points
33,597 capacity stadium, and season average attendance of 32,136 (95.6% of capacity).
3 points
Currently placed 47th out of 92 league clubs. Average 1.8 goals scored and 0.8 goals conceded per game.
2 points
Currently placed 20th out of 92 league clubs. Average 0.4 goals scored and 2.1 goals conceded per game.
1 point
Record transfer fee paid �18 million for Rio Ferdinand in 2000.
4 points
Record transfer fee paid �3.5 million for Robert Earnshaw in 2007.
2 points
Leeds United has no sex appeal as it is based in a northern town.
0 points
Derby County has no sex appeal as it moved from a stadium named after a completely different sport (Baseball Ground) to Pride Park. I mean, what is that all about? A pride of Rams?????
0 points
Total Leeds United points
11
Total Derby County points
7
Well, there you have it � according to the patented Frankie Mac big clubness ranking system based on 5 key factors (name still to be confirmed) Leeds United is a bigger club than Derby County. I guess that means we won�t be seeing Jermaine Beckworth in a Derby County shirt anytime soon.
Note: If anyone wants to see the exact formula which determines the points allocated for each component, I suggest that you get out more.