There'd be a nice signing-on fee there. Enough to buy a box set of Geordie Shore on Blu-Ray! Get mortal!!
Hopefully he has better taste and it’s Auf Wiedersehen, Pet on VHS
https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/nz-teams/127502614/chris-wood-set-for-intense-sixmonth-stretch-with-newcastle-united-and-all-whites