Think this will be the sequence of events that will allow our Tommy back into the fold.
The All Whites are a defensive shambles in Papua New Guinea and it is another Honeria.
People question why the coach did not pick our only premier league defender who is good enough to earn 60 thousand quid a week, was fit enough to play and score the winner against Man United in a historic Hammers game and apparently had actually declared himself available for the All Whites.
No one including the coach can explain that decision and therefore he hands in his notice to upgrade his CV and go and study coaching under Jose Mourinho, who by this time has signed a certain Winston Reid from West Ham for Man U. After chatting to Winston at the end of a power point presentation the coach actually realises that Winston really wanted to play in Papua New Guinea and is truely passionate about New Zealand.
By this time Tommy has been released by Ipswich Town and is playing in the second division for Leyton Orient.
Desperate to get back into the shop window he outlines his passion for NZ in a one hour power point presentation streamed online.
The new NZ coach picks him as it is a choice between Tommy and some youngster who plays for Onehunga. Tommy and Winny keep a clean sheet in the two play off games against Brazil and Tommy nabs the winner.
Those matches are watched by millions as it is one of the biggest shocks in World Cup history and Tommy makes it into the Premiership being signed by West Ham.
At the odds of 5000 to 1, West Ham win the premiership just pipping Winston's Man U