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Craft Beer - a thread of beer snobbery and looking down one's nose

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almost 11 years ago

Chateau Cardboard

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almost 11 years ago

I tried the cask wine approach for a few months as a student but the hangovers were way too brutal I found

Especially when there was kristov with a sachet of raspberry raro to be drunk, or kentucky gold. Good times.

My phone tried to change kentucky to Kent Uckfield. Who the fudge is Kent Uckfield? 

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almost 11 years ago

Groff wrote:

I tried the cask wine approach for a few months as a student but the hangovers were way too brutal I found

Especially when there was kristov with a sachet of raspberry raro to be drunk, or kentucky gold. Good times.

My phone tried to change kentucky to Kent Uckfield. Who the fudge is Kent Uckfield? 

Ah Kristov, one of New Zealand's finest inventions. To bring this conversation full circle, was that an Independent Liquor creation just like Ranfurly?

As for Kent Uckfield, I think that's the sound you made as you threw up Kentucky Gold?

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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almost 11 years ago

Hahaha hilarious!

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almost 11 years ago

having a crack at the Bouncing Czech for a laugh today - another Independent number

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almost 11 years ago

not as flavoursome as the Rogue Hop pilsener

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almost 11 years ago
Back on topic... Had Baylands Brewery Wifly II from the tap at Waterloo Liquorland. Great drop.

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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almost 11 years ago
I thought kristov was from fonterra, alcohol being a byproduct of milk production.
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almost 11 years ago

LeighboNZ wrote:
Back on topic... Had Baylands Brewery Wifly II from the tap at Waterloo Liquorland. Great drop.

Stop Out are having a beer festival on June 13 on their old timers day and Baylands Brewery is providing the beer $20 entry (then $6 a handle)

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almost 11 years ago

Stop Out are having a beer festival on June 13 on their old timers day and Baylands Brewery is providing the beer $20 entry (then $6 a handle)

Oh?... It may be time for me to check out my local club...
E + R + O

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almost 11 years ago

I keep meaning to stop into the Baylands shop and get a few flagons...has anyone been in there?

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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almost 11 years ago

Beervana tickets go on sale Monday from 12pm for Visa customers - Wednesday for everyone else.

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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almost 11 years ago

Got my Canhead tee shirt... now I really gotta get the liquid goodness!

E + R + O

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almost 11 years ago

SurgeQld wrote:

Got my Canhead tee shirt... now I really gotta get the liquid goodness!

I need one of these!

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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almost 11 years ago

LeighboNZ wrote:

Beervana tickets go on sale Monday from 12pm for Visa customers - Wednesday for everyone else.

Genuine question - $45 for a 3 hour session and you have to pay for your beers on top of that - is it really worth it?

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over 10 years ago

LeighboNZ wrote:

Beervana tickets go on sale Monday from 12pm for Visa customers - Wednesday for everyone else.

Genuine question - $45 for a 3 hour session and you have to pay for your beers on top of that - is it really worth it?

Absolutely - 100% especially the Friday, 11am session. 

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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over 10 years ago

If anyone is looking for a decent price on some GREAT beer, try the cellar door at Baylands Brewery in Petone.

Great, great beer (personal favourite is "Red 5 Standing By").

1.25l bottles, fresh from the tap are between $11 and $15.50.

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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over 10 years ago

Townshend's Old House ESB on the hand pull is delicious

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

Also, finally got round to having one of the Panhead Canhead brews - the stout. It was also delicious

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.

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over 10 years ago

Founders 2009 IPA to go with my pizzas(homemade) & Warriors - spot on baby!

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over 10 years ago

LeighboNZ wrote:

LeighboNZ wrote:

Beervana tickets go on sale Monday from 12pm for Visa customers - Wednesday for everyone else.

Genuine question - $45 for a 3 hour session and you have to pay for your beers on top of that - is it really worth it?

Absolutely - 100% especially the Friday, 11am session. 

I went a few years ago with very low expectations, but had a brilliant time. Went on the Saturday night session and there was a great atmosphere, loads of really cool beers to try and general, all round fun. The only thing I would suggest is to drink all your tokens before they close the bars, as it is very difficult to change them back into cash. From memory they closed the bars 15 minutes early and between us we had about $120 worth of tokens (it was all a lot cheaper than what we expected), which they weren't going to change back to cash. It took a few versions of "We're not gonna take it" and "Fudge the police" (although I am pretty sure was on my own with that one) before they relented and gave us our money. Fun times.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 10 years ago

Monteiths Barrel Aged Porter with aged cheddar and pickled onions.Fudge yes

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over 10 years ago

Who's off to Beervana this week and what session?

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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over 10 years ago

Had a Panhead Port Road Pils tonight. Delicious aroma, hoppy beast for a pils.

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over 10 years ago

Plenty of brilliant stuff at Beervana, pity most of it will never make it to the shelves. In particular, enjoyed the below beers.

  • Baylands Brewery Van da Tzar
  • Garage Project Cookies and Cream
  • Kereru Imperial Nibs
  • Funk Estate Stacking Cash West Cost IPA
  • Barley's Breakfast Stout
  • Little Creatures Return of the Dead

Also, anything by Behemoth and Beer Baroness is really good right now

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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over 10 years ago

Baylands have their Van Da Tzar on tap at the brewery, very nice, but not sure i could go a whole rigger of it in one go BUT they did say they had plans to put it into bottles, just working on the labels

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over 10 years ago
Gets bottled Monday - great beer and the winner at Beervana. But you're right, if you buy a rigger, it better be for sharing as it's a strong beast.

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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over 10 years ago

That sounds like a challenge

You know we belong together...

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over 10 years ago

Wow I just tried my first Epic beer - Armageddon IPA  yum yum yum

6.66%...wicked

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over 10 years ago

Wait until you try Epic Hop Zombie.

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over 10 years ago

Hunt down a Panhead Triple Eye. Lordy!

Everything an Armageddon and a Hop Zombie is, but on steroids.

Super over hopped and 13% trappist tripel style IPA.

BOOM.


Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.


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over 10 years ago

Anyone tried that beer that has deer sperm in it? yukky

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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 10 years ago

The yeast will have killed most of the  gay germs.

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over 10 years ago

Yep. It was a bit like a more wattery guiness, more of a cola flavour to it though.

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over 10 years ago

That reminds of that Belgian trappist Dubbel. Nuts as beer - bananary,bubblegummy & smooth as

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over 10 years ago

Founders 2009 IPA & Live @ the Apollo - beer ok, comedy excellent

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over 10 years ago

was wandering home from Angel tonight, and stopped in a pub that I hadn't been in a few years. It has Tuatara Double Trouble in bottles. They were £11 a bottle (which is over twice as much as every other beer that they had in there) but it was good

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 10 years ago

HZA wrote:

Founders 2009 IPA & Live @ the Apollo - beer ok, comedy excellent

Founders was always decent but quality has suffered since it was sold to Boundary Rd (in turn owned by Asahi).

There are some excellent Garage Project beers out at the moment (Los Lobos, Dirty Boots, Nerissimo, Golden Brown) and Baylands Brewery go from strength to strength. 

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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over 10 years ago

Didn't know that about Founders, are they still based in the historic park in Nelson?

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over 10 years ago

Ryan wrote:

Didn't know that about Founders, are they still based in the historic park in Nelson?

Not sure, generally they keep those locations to stay 'legit'. There are few that can maintain quality once a big brewery gets involved - Black Dog seem to be doing ok with the beers in their brewbars and Emerson's has maintained consistency but remember that Mac's was an independent craft brewery once and look at the rubbish they pump out now.

"...sure beats doin' stuff."

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