http://www.theaustralian.com.au/opinion/strewth/julies-wisecracks/story-e6frgdk6-1226703752845
First item. Very droll (lol).
Bishop and Liberal candidate Sarah Henderson were having a pleasant day campaigning. Not so MP Darren Cheeseman, across town. "The cameras were rolling and a man came up to him and said, 'You Labor?'," Bishop recalled. "He then turned around, pulled down his track pants, bared his buttocks to the world and said 'Well Labor can kiss my ... ' Next day, the Geelong Advertiser reported, "the first crack has appeared in Labor's campaign".