1. Guptill, Two toes
2. McCullum, Boss man
3. Williamson, Klassy
4. Taylor, YesNoSh!t
5. Elliot, Geniarse
6. Anderson Corey doesn't have an e in it you numpty
7. Ronchi, Lusty big bash man
8. Vettori, Da strangleator
9. Southee, Twies to put every bacll over the fence
10. Milne, Am our surprise packet
11. McClenaghan, Must take wickets (and will).