History for LeighboNZ

Bracewell in...haven't seen the side named yet but assume that it's this...or similar. 

1. Guppy  Doesn't want to open, but has to. 
2. Latham Wants to open, crap at it. 
3. Williamson Best batsman, total wanker
4. Nicholl Used to be a spinner, got smashed too much
5. Baz Captain, bats where he wants, bowls when he wants
6. Watling Never played before, giving them a bat as they won't bowl
7. Anderson Best fielder so given the keeping gloves
8. Craig number 3's best mate, also a wanker
9. Bracewell Played two games for Prem Reserve as a batsman, opens bowling. 
10. Southee World's most relaxed ring-in. Just there for a run around in the field. 
11. Boult guy walking past with his dog from last week.