Royal Wedding.

He said I do.
Somebody cleared their throat

William mate you got the wrong sister. Is it to late to request swapsie?

She said
I will.

Common slut. Stick to tradition!

Royal Parks Gardener.
St James Park, Green Park, No.10 & Westminster.

!994-1999

That ring going on was like a drunk girl giving a wristy. Poor from William

St James PArk eh? Nice coffe cart on the corner a couple of years ago...'94-'99 you were still on instant coffee in London? :O)

HarryHotspur2011-04-29 22:21:34

Channelling Parkie today TL?
Hard News2011-04-29 22:21:15

I thought it was just her fat fingers

Elton looked like the only gay in the village..

That depends on what word the Vicar of Dibbley prefaced his/her question with.

How long does this sh*t go on for?

Im only here for the pash.

Hoping for a bit of tongue?

Don't they go a step further than Romeo and Juliet for the pash? (Personally, my favourite Balcony so far has been that displayed by the Blonde in Cream)

and a bit of wandering hand.

This is going on longer than the speeches at the Breakers game did. At least they were slightly more interesting.

man don't the British Royal Family realise that religion is so last century and there is no god. I thought the wedding was vaguely interesting till had to suffer through all this religious crap

I'm just hanging out for the leaked honeymoon DVD. It's always the dour ones who are into the kinky sh*t. 

Will and Kate look f**king bored.

What? You make it sound like a long time ago.

We found a joint (that also sold wholesale) on the other side of the Ritz from Green Park station. Good times.

I used to be able to walk in & out of No.10 without showing my pass

Did so many ceremonies there but nothing prepared us for the craziness that was Di's funeral.

Would love to hear what Parkie has to say about this occasion.

God blah blah blah love blah blah blah marriage blah blah blah

That's what she said
Cosimo2011-04-29 22:36:04

Holy crap either Eugenie or Beatrice has a f#%&  ugly dress on - whichever one is in blue

Even the camera guy is bored, zooming in on stained glass windows like that...

You know that look you have to put on when old people tell you boring stories about something they did.

Thats the look they are giving the man speaking right now.

Ahh the librarian cliche...



I hope she performs better than Paris did.

my windows are stained too, but not cos of wealth

This dude's having a nice little dig at Charles & Camilla.

HOLY sh*t BOYS CHOIR!

So im not the only one with the urge to bully them?

Apparently:

Melodie robinson went around the crowd at the rugby doing a pregame interview. She got yarning to some students and asked "what they thought the royals will be doing on the honeymoon?". The student said "am i allowed to say on tv?" she then said "yes". He then said "anal". Kees Meeuws and Scotty Stevenson were in tears when they crossed back to them in the box. GOLD. Love live tv

now now - just cause they didn't all get Bieber hair dos for the special occasion

Why is no one wearing a spiderman costume..

"If you live how god made you, you will set the city on fire" lol at the priest who read that

Lol at all the priests. I swear nobody actually understands what they are saying

Welcome back...

Why is this not being shown in 3D?
Wedding of the century?
Not a chance.

Au contraire, I thought decent Coffee (rather than beans) in London was a recent phenomena   

Lucky about Number 10. If it was the whitehouse the only way you would have got in was with a pass! (boom-Tish)

man if this goes on any longer Posh will be giving birth at full gestation