the Big Lebowski quote tag thread- a spinoff thread

this is the Big Lebowski quote tag thread. It's a spinoff from the movie quote thread. Simply add a Big Lebowski quote, though one only at a time mind.

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man

I'm the dude...I'm THE DUDE man.

That rug really tied the room together.

say what you want about National Socialism, dude, at least it is a creed

We're nihilists Lebowski, we believe in nothing. Nothing! And tomorrow we're coming back to cut off your Johnson.

Donny, you're out of your element!

Let me tell you something pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shark with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fudgeing trigger 'til it goes click.

you threw out a ringer for a ringer!

You said it man, nobody fudges with the Jesus.

Donnie died as so many young men of his generation died face down in the mud at Khe Sahn.....Donnie who loved bowling

Goddamit Walter, you f*cken a*shole, everything's a travesty with you man

The bums lost Lebowski! I suggest you do what your parents did, sir- Get a job!

I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

My favourite ^^

even the word makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina