The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread
You wont need a prayer to keep this going. It will continually be reincarnated.
Has anybody heard of that scumbag defector Michael Karakia?
Yep, he went out for a Takiawai ten minutes ago!
Has anybody heard of that scumbag defector Michael Karakia?
Never heard of the whaka.
Dosn't he go for a song?
Has anybody heard of that scumbag defector Michael Karakia?
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Never heard of the whaka.
Don't have links to an advertising agency that got into a spot of trouble, do you?
Back on topic - although I thought my praying reference was obvious enough - it incense' s me when people go off on a tangent.
Keep the faith brother, keep the faith.
3 days and not one pun? Punthetic!
Not to worry, LG. Jag has overcome the disappointment of Thistle's shock Cup defeat and is ready to go. Right, let's see.......
Thought I'd have a butcher's at the old pundemonium thread and was shocked to see LG having a beef about no puns being posted. Always worried about our thread getting the chop so I had to get back here and do something about it. I won't mince my words, this thread needs to be worked at. It won't fill itself with puns, we've got to fillet.........
Well done Jaq for saving the threads bacon.
That's what I like to see. Someone else willing to steak their claim for the punning crown.....
Has Joel Porterhouse in Wgton yet?
Tell you what. He'll be a lot happier in Wellington than he would be in Ham-ilton, you meat a better class of people in Welly!!
Well, you do get good Beef Wellington here.
No, I'm not Ribeye-ing you.
You're telling porkies you silly sausage! You'll get a roasting for that!
Stop hamming it up, don't make me Lambast you for week puns.
I'm not telling porkies LG, but I can't reveal my sauces.
Remember Barry Venison? He got poked in the face by Vinnie Jones once. I've no eye dear what made me remember that.
I was waiting for someone to trotter that one out.
Wongo I wasn't really acussing you, I was just desperate to get my teeth into the meat of the sandwich! Sorry about that, please dont be sour with me!
Thank you for your offal of an apology, it's been accepted.
We've got a right little carcass of punning talent here.
Yep and he's good at ribbing us!
Just remember it's a joint effort, lads. It's not just a matter of banging up this thread and hoping to fillet with quality puns. Hopefully, that isn't one of the rasher statements I've made in this thread.
Don't chicken out, we all have to meat this challenge head-on.
Jag2008-04-17 16:01:48
The whole thread is for the chop. No one can Rillette to it...
Take it easy, HN. We can't say tartare to it just yet
Getting a bit saucey arn't we? Jag, you're a Bacon of hope!
That was a vealy bad pun
food for thought...
Go on put the knife in. Cut me to ribbons, slice me to peices, butcher my attempts! 
Cod we change the direction of these puns? I've haddock up to here with meat puns (El**ch probably wouldn't mind them). Anyway, I was gropering in the dark trying to come up with new ones & some of them weren't too shark either.
Something fishy going on here? Go on, explain, we'll swallow it hook, line and sinker!
Yea quit floundering and get to the point!
Oh, for Cod's sake! We're starting to skate on thin ice here. We r-eel-y are!
Wow aren't we crabby today!
I'm not sure this is the right Plaice for this,but some of this work seems to lack sole.
Speaking of whales...
No need to get sardine about him! I think you're hearing for excuses.
Herring excuses ?