The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

I think he's throwing you a red herring.

Fishing HD, Haddock good laugh though. Allow me to cast you another line.

Now you're just baiting him.

Be careful you don't make anenomes.

nah, I'm just casting a net wde and far to attract more to this thread. Harry's be done for a kipper!Lonegunmen2008-04-18 21:35:52

We may not conger the world with this thread, but it could easily going along to the tuna that Queen classic "The Seven Seas of Rye".

It's certainly got sole and occasionally we his a vein of puns that are electric eel in stature. Almost a Stingray of hope!

I'll skate off before I flounder further into the murkey depths of pundemonium.

Sorry lads.  I've been away a day, I'll try & come up with some moray abyssmal puns.

No worries, the odd day we are allowed to skip,Jack.

He better hop to it quickly then!

I see the tide is turning. Good to see you all are urchin to keep this from floundering.

I'm not atoll surprised that we're the only few to participate in this thread!!

I was lagooning back a few pages and I sea what you mean.

Taken togeter Wongo and LG, I would have to say you are Tuvalu punners! I am sure there are Samoa puns where those came from...?HarryHotspur2008-04-22 19:12:31

Ah, I see we've changed direction again & gone for a spacific theme.

I guess we're not under any aleutians about something niue.

I guess I should Tonga along with this thread. I bags to be the Marshall (islands) to make sure it's done in good taste!Lonegunmen2008-04-23 11:47:51

I'd be Apia about that LG.

Keep this up and this thread will be going till next Easter (Island) ! Lonegunmen2008-04-23 15:47:54

I believe you started it, and it wasn't me atoll. We should all coral together in an effort to pun. The Mao the merrier I say.

Thought I'd pop in and sea how things were going. Drifting along nicely. I know some people look at this thread and think "Water load of rubbish", but as long as we don't all clam up and stop punning, we'll be alright. Jag2008-04-23 16:04:32

There's a strong under current supporting this thread Jag, almost tidal forces one could say. be interesting to see if there's any effect on the next full moon. I'd hate to see it end up on some reef somewhere!

Lunar or later the others will realise what fun we're having & send tsunami after tsunami of puns towards this thread.  I think this thread can survive way past Easter, even to next Christmas (Island) 2009.

For entertainment value, perhaps we could try and get The Drifters on here?

Uhm LG, forgive my ignorance, but where's the pun?

LG likes to throw in a curly every now and again, you'll get used to it. It sometimes take a long shore drift of an attempt before a genuine pun Apias.

I'll   fetch me coat...

Lord, Howe (Island) we must be on our toes with LG.

The Drifters were a sole group!

I thought I'd better post something to keep the thread afloat rather than letting it slide into the abyss.

No matter how bad the pun, it won't sink as low as the Marianus Trench!

Marianus trench? Are they doing roadworks near Blundell Park?!

Oops no pun...island in the poo for that?HarryHotspur2008-04-25 02:03:49

No cape fear there Harry, you cruised out of that one. (Plays Love Boat theme as typing)

Yayhay, this is too good a theme to miss, and possible a punning topic we haven't had yet..I
Saw that you had Love Boat and knowing that this could provide the Godfatherof all threads decided that we should not Miss Congeniality, as we are obviously all very nice people who wouldn't mind going to the MOVIES together! Time for HarrytoPotter off to Bed now.HarryHotspur2008-04-26 02:59:09

you were up late Harry, are you suffering from Insomnia, or were you just Sleepless in your Seat(tle)

Nah, Harry is a Local Hero! And he's scored a Goal with this idea. The Good, the Bad & Harry??

We could ask Ahmed El**ch to contribute - do you think he's seen Lord of the Pies ? Perhaps as he's a Cast Away we should Teminator that idea?

He'll be back Harry - For the biggest "Who are ya?" yet! I wonder if the Nix will perform like "Black Rain" next season? Will us fans be like a "Band of Brothers"??

Yes, it will be a Titanic (god, I didn't really want to use that movie title, but that's all I can come up with at the moment) struggle in season 2 for our boys.

Hey season 2 may be A Bridge Too Far but hey, It's a beautiful life when the only way is up, as The Crow flies.  You never know, a fresh start may be The Cure to What Dreams May Become...