Things that make you go hmmmm

apparently he said he was doing missionary with the dolphin but got a bit bored and decided to flipper over.

Interspecies rumpy pumpy serves no good porpoise.

Each to his (or her) own.

I can't quite see that (^^^^) picture - any chance that you could make it a little bit bigger?

Best left to the imagination. But it's an impressive donkey.

A 26-year-old man's habit of chasing wild goats has resulted in him being winched by a rescue helicopter and flown to hospital after falling 40 metres down a cliff.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/strange-but-true/news/article.cfm?c_id=500835&objectid=11276319

Serve him right. That alleged donkey picture is disturbing.

"Boys will be boys." - Mangere MP S'ua William Sio, after 10 yr old boy was hospitalised in critical condition following being stabbed with a pair of scissors by a classmate at a Mangere school yesterday.

That guy needs a serious dressing down. Boys do not stab others. Men might but that's cause they are fucking idiots. I dare him to go say that to the parents of the boy that got stabbed. Just another stupid politician mugging it and being a complete cock in the process.

What was it the Indian MP said after a girl was pack raped - boys will be boys.... really? 

Some cultures are fucked in the head and that guy is doing his best to not be re-voted in.

is this heartwarming?

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/jun/27/thirt...

The fastest baby around?

WTF, Pmsl. Who wants to buy one?

That gives me the willies and not in a nice way

its like he's not even wearing a helmet at all!

Politician claims opponent was killed, replaced by robot

Thanks guys I really didn't want to see that

Didn't Madonna do that on stage one time?

No that was Ron Jeremy

Wtf would some guy want his mates to take a pic of that for? 

Saw on Fox Sport his team mate (can't remember whom) sort of apologising for taking the pic. Sent it to his brother who (surprise fucking surprise) didn't just have a quick chuckle before deleting it.

Cerys Matthews (ex Catatonia) accepting an MBE in latest UK Queen's Birthday Honours List.

"Turn it into a bar ... let them work in a spa ... You can stick your OBE!" sang Cerys with feeling in 'Storm the Palace', Catatonia, 1999.

Perhaps she "sold out to the man"?

He ?

typo, I still cant get to grips with this touch screen keyboard. Grrrrrr.

having a ham and cheese pancake for breakfast - kind of makes you go hmmmmmmmm?

Just add maple syrup.

And banana on top.

My wife and I tried to complete the Mac Daddy pancake challenge in Hawaii last year, with bacon and pineapple on top.  Both of us were starving, and we didn't manage to finish half of it *facepalm*. Was nice though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFPDJPWqtW8

Edit - not sure if video clip is working, so adding a photo. I am the one in the black t shirt.

The trick to most eating challenges is to make sure you eat slightly less than normal. If you were starving it is likely your stomach contracted and you couldnt fit anywhere near as much food in as normal. Edit : also you look more tanned than i remember Frankie?

And slimmer

Frankie Mac is an Asian woman ? Mind Blown.

Smaller tits too.

It's finally twigged to me.  Mallard wants Petone Rec to be a Moa sancturary.

He should apologise for being a duck.

Stupid idea, bringing the moa back.

If you want to revive any extinct native New Zealand bird, make it the Haast's Eagle.

badass

Well if Mallard revived the Haast's Eagle it's going to need the Moa to feed on.  Cat's just won't be enough.  Similarly there won't be enough Green Party members to last a week of eagle dinners.

Anyway I think there's one of those eagles already in the Wgtn Airport.

Maybe they could sort out NZ's possum problem?

We need to keep a few for throwing purposes.