Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

 

Sensing Murder is funny.

On camera;"I think she was killed, around about here, around about then."

Off camera; "OK give me my money".

 

My wife (who's a bit of a hippy) went to a "psychic" a couple of years ago. Her choice; I went to the pub, it's not like I'm going to argue. Anyway, Mystic Mabel told her everything she wanted to hear and charged her a couple of hundred quid for the privilege. Put that together with 14 pints at The Cavalier and you're talkin an expensive afternoon, but at least one of us was happy.

Still, it was worth it keeping her off my back for a few months. The wife that is, not the psychic, who had a face like like a bulldog chewing a wasp and looked like she needed a bath.

 

lyrics from Underwear goes inside the pants.....

 

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: �Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?�
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have this.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is�
There are people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
That is the greatest disease ever. How did you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

 

 

 

worth watching

 

Telepharmavangelism is all about showing how far Judith Kirk (OK, Dobson) and the ugly one from True Bliss  have come in their careers.

Cheers for the link Frankie. As you said, it's well worth a watch.

 

...and the threats and general nastiness that go with it when you object to it...   (PSC match)

 

Instant fight.

 

Pissed idiot spills beer on you.

 

You turn around and go "Oi, f**kin' watch it, dickhead!"

 

They come back with "f**kin' calm down, it was an accident."

 

You turn around and they do it again 'for a laugh'.

 

And then it's on.

 

This scenario must get played out at every sporting event in the world where there is a) Men and b) Beer.

The idea of political correctness

Greenpeace

Slow walkers on the footpath

And the use of the term 'gilt-edged'. Pisses me off everytime I hear it.

Oh- and Hangovers.

and people who put a bar on stage at a pub then kick people out for climbing up it bigtobz?

 

Oh f**k yeah that really pisses me off. Kumara, naturally, one of the best bars in town. You rock on up, and after a few beers (or sober if required) start hitting the pole. Then the bouncer prick tells you to stop dancing on it. You argue that it is pointless putting it there and being expected not to be swung around/climbed up/flipped on etc. He then promptly kicks you out.

 

I understand the dangers, but

 

DON'T PUT IT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO DANCE ON IT.

 

yeah I hate that too.

 

 

When people don't pay me back

 

When People Type Like This Or LiKe ThIs

 

When I have a shiete game of football

 

The whole Canterbury Football setup in the youth ages

Steven from Dunedin

 

When in school people ask for the answers from you, when they have them in the back of the book..

 

Refereeing with a hang over

 

Uhh...

 

Mr Stewart (ae wumbo)

 

 

 

and they take up more room on a bus/train/plane, so should have to pay more for their tickets.

 

People who do illegal or stupid things and then blame it on the booze, the drugs (usually "P") and everyone else instead of accepting responsibility for their own actions.

 

People who go to events and show off in front of their friends by spoiling someone elses day and then they think they are so cool - NOT cool.

speights choker

I gleefully used 2 Eygptian Pounds when the roll ran out & shamefully some coins too.

Even more shamefully, washed the coins and gave them as a tip to the attendant who washed and dried my hands