people who stop in front of you when walking down a busy street, or walk without really looking where they are going.
groups of people who go to the bar and order and pay for 1 drink each.
kids. All of them. Basically anyone under 18 years old.
people who know nothing about football, but post comments on football forums about coaches they know nothing about, and the style of football an under 23 team should be playing.
Chelsea fans (except dickie and adam)
pandas - really, f**k them. We give them porn and booze and they still don't want to f**k. Let's just leave it there, and stop pandering (sorry) to their needs. Let them die off.
Togo as they have more medals than us
Spurs fans (except none of you).
people who send party invites out on facebook. I DON'T KNOW WHAT FACEBOOK IS BETTERS, YOU c**t. SEND ME A REAL EMAIL!!!!!
People who won't employ me, because they seem to think that I didn't invent the Internet as it claims on my CV