The whole Pretentious Coffee scene.
First off a good cup of tea owns coffee any time.
Secondly why the stupid array of cups and glasses? It's bloody coffee for god's sake not the necter of the gods. It makes me grimly smile to see people struggling to carry/drink from their bucket sized cups of coffee-flavoured milk froth.
And you need a silly, noisy and frankly gay machine to make it. What's wrong with a kettle, some milk and a spoon?
Get over yourselves, it's a massively overrated drink that needs silly props to fool people into thinking it's the dogs bollocks.
First off a good cup of tea owns coffee any time.
Secondly why the stupid array of cups and glasses? It's bloody coffee for god's sake not the necter of the gods. It makes me grimly smile to see people struggling to carry/drink from their bucket sized cups of coffee-flavoured milk froth.
And you need a silly, noisy and frankly gay machine to make it. What's wrong with a kettle, some milk and a spoon?
Get over yourselves, it's a massively overrated drink that needs silly props to fool people into thinking it's the dogs bollocks.
Sounds like you've only ever drunk instant. Which is basically the same as having never drunk coffee
Real coffee > Daylight > Green & herbal teas > Rooibos > Instant coffee > Tea