I've been reading the first 10 or so pages of this thread and have decided that TheJam is the best thing that ever happened to YF. The amount of pent-up rage he has is truly remarkable. Here's the best one I've found so far:
Gay whales - brilliant.
Greenpeace. I hate the horrible soggy hippies with clipboards who attempt to molest you on Queen St to support their "land rights for gay whales" viewpoint on how we should all live our lives. When I insult them (as I invariably do) they come out with some sh*t like "Don't you care about the environment?". I usually respond with "Yes, but I care not for your organisation's eco-warrior like attitude and assumption that what they are doing is supporting the viewpoint of us all."
They I normally tell them to f**k off home and have a bath.
Gay whales - brilliant.
The people on Queen Street are "chuggers" and are not Greenpeace reps.