people who are too stupid to remember to cover up when the sun finally turns up and then complain about being burned - not directed at ytou Kiwi, just all the girls at work who are pinker than a pink thing and are moaning like it's never happened before.
Struggling for an appropriate metaphor here mate?
Financial Times?
Cue the old gag:
" What's pink and hard 1st thing in the morning?"
"The Financial Times crossword"