Why does anyone give a sh*t about something as inconsequential as a name?
A little American Indian boy asked his father, "Dad how did I get my name?"
"Well, son, when your sister was born we looked out of the teepee and saw a running deer, so we named your sister running deer. When your brother was born we looked out of the teepee and saw a soaring eagle ,so we named him soaring eagle, why do you ask two dogs f*cking?