How'd you buy your kayak?
Put it on the PLASTIC didnt cha? eh? hmm?
Dunno, I don't even think he bought the kayak, he only looks at kayaks now and again in the kayak shop, reads about them in the newspapers and watches them on the telly. Of course he tells his mates he's a kayak's number one fan though.
To be honest I think he's a PLASTIC kayak owner.
ForteanTimes2012-02-12 08:38:28