On the other hand, according to a recent study in the International Journal of the Fucking Obvious if you don't cycle you are probably a fat bastard who will die on the toilet from a heart attack (but free of back pain).
Latest study from the journal mentioned here:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/18/gun-ownership-gun-deaths-study
Americans and their "civil liberties" aka right to carry a gun around.
#twunts