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While we're all religous, I just saw the 60 Minutes programme on Pope Francis - who is single-handedly making Catholicism the "in" religion these days (twat off Richard Gere, the real deal is in the house now).  Soon choir boys will be able to sing without a nervous tremble. 

So with that in mind here is one from LG's Lonely Lolathon thread that I think even the big-P would chuckle at:

A priest was walking by a river when a fisherman spotted him and invited him to fish with him for a while, the priest accepted.

30 minutes later the priest catches a huge fish and pulls it out of the river. The fisherman, overwhelmed with the priest's catch says "Jesus, that's a big f*cker!"

The priest, being a man of the cloth, tells the fisherman off for using such foul language, but the fisherman being a quick thinking bloke explains that the fish is actually called a F*cker. The priest apologises for going off at the fisherman.  

Not long afterwards the priest takes his fish back to the monastery where he sees the bishop.

"Hey Bishop, look at this big F*cker I caught!"

The bishop yells at the priest for using such foul language, the priest explains that the fish is called a F*cker.  The bishop apologises and says "Well, how about I go clean the F*cker?"

After cleaning the fish the bishop runs into the Mother Superior, "Look at this big F*cker the priest caught".

The Mother Superior looks shocked and yells at the bishop for using such foul language in a place of worship.  The bishop explains that the fish is called a F*cker, the Mother Superior apologises and says, "how about I go cook the F*cker?"

That night the Pope, the all mighty leader of the Catholic Church comes around for dinner.

There seated at the table when the Mother Superior brings in the fish and places it on the table, the priest with a big smile on his face says, "I caught the F*cker!".  Then the bishop says "and I cleaned the F*cker" then the Mother Superior says "and I cooked the F*cker".

The Pope stares at them with a steely gaze for a while, then all of a sudden drops a massive fart, kicks off his slippers and puts his feet on the table, sculls a straight shot of whiskey, lights up a cigar and then says "Hey, do you know - you c*nts are alright".

From the fighting cock.

While we're all religous, I just saw the 60 Minutes programme on Pope Francis - who is single-handedly making Catholicism the "in" religion these days (twat off Richard Gere, the real deal is in the house now).  Soon choir boys will be able to sing without a nervous tremble. 

So with that in mind here is one from LG's Lonely Lolathon thread that I think even the big-P would chuckle at:

A priest was walking by a river when a fisherman spotted him and invited him to fish with him for a while, the priest accepted.

30 minutes later the priest catches a huge fish and pulls it out of the river. The fisherman, overwhelmed with the priest's catch says "Jesus, that's a big f*cker!"

The priest, being a man of the cloth, tells the fisherman off for using such foul language, but the fisherman being a quick thinking bloke explains that the fish is actually called a F*cker. The priest apologises for going off at the fisherman.  

Not long afterwards the priest takes his fish back to the monastery where he sees the bishop.

"Hey Bishop, look at this big F*cker I caught!"

The bishop yells at the priest for using such foul language, the priest explains that the fish is called a F*cker.  The bishop apologises and says "Well, how about I go clean the F*cker?"

After cleaning the fish the bishop runs into the Mother Superior, "Look at this big F*cker the priest caught".

The Mother Superior looks shocked and yells at the bishop for using such foul language in a place of worship.  The bishop explains that the fish is called a F*cker, the Mother Superior apologises and says, "how about I go cook the F*cker?"

That night the Pope, the all mighty leader of the Catholic Church comes around for dinner.

There seated at the table when the Mother Superior brings in the fish and places it on the table, the priest with a big smile on his face says, "I caught the F*cker!".  Then the bishop says "and I cleaned the F*cker" then the Mother Superior says "and I cooked the F*cker".

The Pope stares at them with a steely gaze for a while, then all of a sudden drops a massive fart, kicks off his slippers and puts his feet on the table, sculls a straight shot of whiskey, lights up a cigar and then says "Hey, do you know - you c*nts are alright".

From the fighting cock.

While we're all religous, I just saw the 60 Minutes programme on Pope Francis - whose single-handedly making Catholicism the "in" religion these days (twat off Richard Gere, the real deal is in the house now).  Soon choir boys will be able to sing without a nervous tremble. 

So with that in mind here is one from LG's Lonely Lolathon thread that I think even the big-P would chuckle at:

A priest was walking by a river when a fisherman spotted him and invited him to fish with him for a while, the priest accepted.

30 minutes later the priest catches a huge fish and pulls it out of the river. The fisherman, overwhelmed with the priest's catch says "Jesus, that's a big f*cker!"

The priest, being a man of the cloth, tells the fisherman off for using such foul language, but the fisherman being a quick thinking bloke explains that the fish is actually called a F*cker. The priest apologises for going off at the fisherman.  

Not long afterwards the priest takes his fish back to the monastery where he sees the bishop.

"Hey Bishop, look at this big F*cker I caught!"

The bishop yells at the priest for using such foul language, the priest explains that the fish is called a F*cker.  The bishop apologises and says "Well, how about I go clean the F*cker?"

After cleaning the fish the bishop runs into the Mother Superior, "Look at this big F*cker the priest caught".

The Mother Superior looks shocked and yells at the bishop for using such foul language in a place of worship.  The bishop explains that the fish is called a F*cker, the Mother Superior apologises and says, "how about I go cook the F*cker?"

That night the Pope, the all mighty leader of the Catholic Church comes around for dinner.

There seated at the table when the Mother Superior brings in the fish and places it on the table, the priest with a big smile on his face says, "I caught the F*cker!".  Then the bishop says "and I cleaned the F*cker" then the Mother Superior says "and I cooked the F*cker".

The Pope stares at them with a steely gaze for a while, then all of a sudden drops a massive fart, kicks off his slippers and puts his feet on the table, sculls a straight shot of whiskey, lights up a cigar and then says "Hey, do you know - you c*nts are alright".

From the fighting cock.