Marrying the epic simplicity and ease of use of Itunes via the epic simplicity and ease of use of Microsoft to the epic simplicity and ease of use of my cheap schizophrenic Hauwei Android phone...
This experience has been akin to staging a Satanic ritual. I felt sure that bringing these epic powers of shiteness together might actually release such an amount of hateful energy that the world would be devoured by a Black Hole of utter frustration.