Also we need to talk about Manuka Honey.
These motherf*ckers have zero idea how much Manuka these bees are actually tending to. They're probably throwing a couple of manuka trees in the vicinity of their hives to charge 1000% more than regular honey.
As far as I can see there is very little regulation around this.
Were you already "Salted Paulm" or are you "Paulm with Added Salt"?
...and don't they test the honey to see how much of a certain strain of pollen is in it, which then indicates its Manuka-ness (which is probably the technical term)