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Junior82 Fan Club

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07 Oct 22:45

08 Oct 02:07

Today's Challenge:

Snap a Selfie with the elusive Junior82, upload it to this thread and be in to win some free adulation from me!

Get Snapping!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

08 Oct 08:47 · edited 08 Oct 08:48 · History

So no reported sightings then? Not even spotted sneaking into the disabled toilet for a quickie with Aaron Smith?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

09 Oct 06:16

He has more class then that, he would use the men's toilet 


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09 Oct 20:58

He has more class then that, he would use the men's toilet 

I can see a theme here: Things Junior 82 would do/wouldn't do.

Junior 82 would simply not jay walk across the street because its an extra 50m to the pedestrian crossing and he has blisters. He would walk all the way there, push the button, let the cars go 1st and only then, cross when it was no further inconvenience to any one else. 

Classy.

Grumpy old bastard alert

10 Oct 00:33

C-Diddy wrote:

Today's Challenge:

Snap a Selfie with the elusive Junior82, upload it to this thread and be in to win some free adulation from me!

Get Snapping!!!

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

10 Oct 01:08

No, that is not Aaron Smith.

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10 Oct 01:36

Lonegunmen wrote:

No, that is not Aaron Smith.

Might be his Mum.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

10 Oct 05:58

Sorry, not a Selfie either.

Next...

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

20 Oct 23:49

What IS Junior82 wearing for Fever Friday?

My pick is CAMOUFLAGE, because we cant 4kin see him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And this is our Home

25 Oct 08:55

So, Junior82's profile shows that he has not logged on for around 9 months now.

Coincidentally we are nearly 9 months on since our last victory in the League, a 3-1 away win in Sydney on the 12th of March. 

Has he undertaken a self imposed vow of silence until we next win a game???

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

25 Oct 09:56

So can someone explain why everyone misses this Junior82 guy so much? 

25 Oct 17:14

He provides us all our heroin

Grumpy old bastard alert

25 Oct 20:36

Jeff Vader wrote:

He provides us all our heroin

LOL!!! Brilliant Vader.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

25 Oct 21:29

Jaume wrote:

So can someone explain why everyone misses this Junior82 guy so much? 

dad jokes

I like tautologies because I like them.
25 Oct 21:30

C-Diddy wrote:

So, Junior82's profile shows that he has not logged on for around 9 months now.

Coincidentally we are nearly 9 months on since our last victory in the League, a 3-1 away win in Sydney on the 12th of March. 

Has he undertaken a self imposed vow of silence until we next win a game???

in that case by the time he posts he'll have a massive white beard

I like tautologies because I like them.
26 Oct 01:23

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

26 Oct 02:40

Jeff Vader wrote:

He provides us all our heroin

He's my life, and he's my wife.


Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads



26 Oct 06:11

Jaume wrote:

So can someone explain why everyone misses this Junior82 guy so much? 

HIs absence proves to many there is indeed hope and that you can leave this forum, go cold turkey and escape the posts of Tegal and others.


Auckland will rise once more

26 Oct 07:23

your obsession with me is rather disturbing. 


Allegedly

26 Oct 07:57

Your quick responses to my posts is more disturbing


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26 Oct 08:28

My fixation with Junior82's whereabouts is disturbing

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

27 Oct 07:21

So obviously people have seen him. Can they ask him why he has gone off this place?

If I have said something silly in his direction, I will gladly apologise for it

Grumpy old bastard alert

27 Oct 07:47

This thread is enough to scare him off

27 Oct 08:01

For all we know he might have had a end-of-season breakdown and now has started a new identity and is currently posting incisive, intelligent game analysis comments, which are completely ignored by C-Diddy or myself due to complete lack of anything humorous.

Actually, getting outplayed quite a bit these days

27 Oct 19:48

Maybe he's logging in under a new profile and has secretly been here all this time.

27 Oct 21:21

Rosco wrote:

Maybe he's logging in under a new profile and has secretly been here all this time.

Hi Junior!

I like tautologies because I like them.
27 Oct 21:35

I've cracked the code!

Junior82 is actually Yoshi and now supports FC Cahill!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

27 Oct 22:45

MOD's Please take control and change Cahill to Codhill.

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

28 Oct 06:25

Rosco wrote:

Maybe he's logging in under a new profile and has secretly been here all this time.

I think you are definitely onto something there. 

Mods could you please cross check his IP address and share your findings?


Auckland will rise once more

28 Oct 06:46

He's actualy Pavlovic.

28 Oct 09:06

Ryan wrote:

He's actualy Pavlovic.

You're having a turkish

Pav has talent.............

Grumpy old bastard alert

29 Oct 21:34

Rosco wrote:

Maybe he's logging in under a new profile and has secretly been here all this time.

I think you are definitely onto something there. 

Mods could you please cross check his IP address and share your findings?

If he has been here all along should we change his name to Schrödinger82  ???

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

30 Oct 08:06

Kiwi Hatter wrote:

Rosco wrote:

Maybe he's logging in under a new profile and has secretly been here all this time.

I think you are definitely onto something there. 

Mods could you please cross check his IP address and share your findings?

If he has been here all along should we change his name to Schrödinger82  ???

@strangerthings

Actually, getting outplayed quite a bit these days

31 Oct 08:08 · edited 31 Oct 08:18 · History

Definitely no chance of him logging on tonight. He'll be out Trick or Treating dressed as Alan Shearer.

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

31 Oct 11:48
Or dressed as Oswaldo Ardilles, in camo gear!!!!

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

31 Oct 18:36

Kiwi Hatter wrote:
Or dressed as Oswaldo Ardilles, in camo gear!!!!

Osvaldo's aside:

E + R + O

31 Oct 20:38

I think Junior82 knew how this season was going to start so didn't want to be around for it! #Clairvoyant

I'm an optimistic pessimist. 
I'm positive things will go wrong.
01 Nov 01:01

Also don't seem to have seen Terminator around recently either

01 Nov 06:12

It would be great to have a formal poll for the 11 most famous/infamous forum posters of all time.

 Junior would be in my team.


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