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Posted April 22, 2016 05:40 · last edited April 22, 2016 05:41

We should probably stop Nicolas Cage from appearing in any more films then, just in case there is something to the above correlation with drownings. 

Stop all pool use, and production of films with Nicolas Cage in them until we can do more research and conclusively prove that there is no causation 

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Tegal edited April 22, 2016 05:41

We should probably stop Nicolas Cage from appearing in any more films then, just in case there is something to the above correlation with drownings. 

Stop all pool use, and production of films with Nicolas Cage in them until we can conclusively prove that there is no causation