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POWER RANKINGS: AUCKLAND FC SUPPORTERS GROUP EDITION.
High power ranking: T-AFC.
Perhaps I would know more about this group if I had infiltrated them like a spying stevedore. A great work around if the uber-capitalist ownership group gives you the icks but you and your comrades want to support your local team anyway. The fact that others are already trying to tear this group apart (or make them conform) says (to me at least) they have much power.
Mid power ranking: Terrazza d'Azzurro
The shear amount of Z's in their name lifts this "Group" up the power rankings. These scamps have claimed responsibility for things they haven't done (AFC shirt clad pitch invader). No one knows if they are actually serious or not but have come up with some merch that is annoyingly ok.
Low Power ranking: The Port
Shaping up to be the main supporters group for Auckland FC – you're welcome as long as you are a father or a son (no girls. ew!). Every time they say they're "independent" I believe it a little less. Their merch is just their logo on a tee shirt (who would do that). They have The Fever living rent free in their heads (and maybe T-AFC is in there too). I still don't get the name.
No Power ranking: The Paddock AFC09
Not even one game into the season, a splinter cell within the Port has seemingly appeared. Their idea is to embrace all things Auckland by appropriating farmer culture. Leave the mullets and redbands to the fine people of Gore.
POWER RANKINGS: AUCKLAND FC SUPPORTERS GROUP EDITION.
High power ranking: T-AFC.
Perhaps I would know more about this group if I had infiltrated them like a spying stevedore. A great work around if the uber-capitalist ownership group gives you the icks but you and your comrades want to support your local team anyway. The fact that others are already trying to tear this group apart (or make them conform) says (to me at least) they have much power.
Mid power ranking: Terrazza d'Azzurro
The shear amount of Z's in their name lifts this "Group" up the power rankings. These scamps have claimed responsibility for things they haven't done (AFC shirt clad pitch invader). No one knows if they are actually serious or not but have come up with some merch that is annoyingly ok.
Low Power ranking: The Port
Shaping up to be the main supporters group for Auckland FC – you're welcome as long as you are a father or a son (no girls. ew!). Every time they say they're "independent" I believe it a little less. Their merch is just their logo on a tee shirt (who would do that). They have The Fever living rent free in their heads (and maybe T-AFC is in there too). I still don't get the name.
No Power ranking: The Paddock AFC09
Not even one game into the season, a splinter cell within the Port has seemingly appeared. Their idea is to embrace all things Auckland by appropriating farmer culture. Leave the mullets and redbands to the fine people of Gore.
Brilliant. Do hope Terrazza d'Azzurro really are a thing, though you suspect it's one person's spoof of a group.