Here's a hard one - who was the worst Kingz player ever? So many to choose from.....but I have a particular dislike of Stu Riddle, who would try and control the ball with his back to the oppositions goal yet somehow manage to play the ball to our own keeper.....
But really, throw a blanket over them.....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Football_Kingz_F.C._players
(Looking at that list, part of me is thinking "shark, shark, shark" and another part of is thinking "who"? Who the hell was Vinko Buljubasic? He played 7 matches, so I presume I saw him in the flesh for say 3 of those being matches.....)