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Posted July 10, 2014 03:38 · last edited July 10, 2014 03:42

Kiwi Jambo wrote:

Here's a mystery

I got a ticket posted to me on the 24th of June 2014  it was one ticket for Phoenix V's Melbourne Victory for Sunday the 30th of October 2011,KO 4.30pm  kind of weird and what's stranger is that it has the HUAWEI logo on it  ,pretty sure their sponsorship started after that ?

The other thing is that I'm a member so don't need tickets sent to me although it was for my YF seat number ?is this the Twilight Zone ?has this happened to anyone else ?

Indeed the Twilight Zone is as good as any explanation. You've basically received a transdimensional football ticket.

In a universe/time line not that far removed, (we actually played the Victory that day so it's close, I'd say three universes across??), you are not a member but merely a casual fairweather supporter.

The only advice I can give you is to keep an eye out for an anomalies in time and space. These anomalies will center on the ticket as it does not belong in this universe. If you are lucking to spot a dimensional vortex/time storm look for a gateway. This could take the form of a door, a place, an object or even an idea, but you'll know it when you see it. 

Jump through the gateway and follow the eldritch paths, but you must ignore the weird hooting, flapping butterfly like creatures that live in the transdimensional pathways, follow until you reach the home of the ticket.

There seek yourself other self out and give him/her/it a good slap, a couple of "who are yas' and tell "it" to get a friggin season ticket the friggin alternative you plastic.

Also see if Ifill is injured or not, if not kidnapp him.

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ForteanTimes edited July 10, 2014 03:42
Kiwi Jambo wrote:

Here's a mystery

I got a ticket posted to me on the 24th of June 2014  it was one ticket for Phoenix V's Melbourne Victory for Sunday the 30th of October 2011,KO 4.30pm  kind of weird and what's stranger is that it has the HUAWEI logo on it  ,pretty sure their sponsorship started after that ?

The other thing is that I'm a member so don't need tickets sent to me although it was for my YF seat number ?is this the Twilight Zone ?has this happened to anyone else ?

Indeed the Twilight Zone is as good as any explanation. You've basically received a transdimensional football ticket.

In a universe/time line not that far removed, (we actually played the Victory that day so it's close, I'd say three universes across??), you are not a member but merely a casual fairweather supporter.

The only advice I can give you is to keep an eye out for an anomalies in time and space. These anomalies will center on the ticket as it does not belong in this universe. If you are lucking to spot a dimensional vortex/time storm look for a gateway. This could take the form of a door, a place, an object or even an idea, but you'll know it when you see it. 

Jump through the gateway and follow the eldritch paths, but you must ignore the weird hooting, flapping butterfly like creatures that live in the transdimensional pathways, until you reach the home of the ticket.

There seek yourself other self out and give him/her/it a good slap, a couple of "who are yas' and tell "it" to get a friggin season ticket the friggin alternative you plastic.

Also see if Ifill is injured or not, if not kidnapp him.

ForteanTimes edited July 10, 2014 03:42
Kiwi Jambo wrote:

Here's a mystery

I got a ticket posted to me on the 24th of June 2014  it was one ticket for Phoenix V's Melbourne Victory for Sunday the 30th of October 2011,KO 4.30pm  kind of weird and what's stranger is that it has the HUAWEI logo on it  ,pretty sure their sponsorship started after that ?

The other thing is that I'm a member so don't need tickets sent to me although it was for my YF seat number ?is this the Twilight Zone ?has this happened to anyone else ?

Indeed the Twilight Zone is as good as any explanation. You've basically received a transdimensional football ticket.

In a universe/time line not that far removed, (we actually played the Victory that day so it's close, I'd say three universes across??), you are not a member but merely a casual fairweather supporter.

The only advice I can give you is to keep an eye out for an anomalies in time and space. These anomalies will center on the ticket as it does not belong in this universe. If you are lucking to spot a dimensional vortex/time storm look for a gateway. This could take the form of a door, a place, an object or even an idea, but you'll know it when you see it. 

Jump through the gateway, but you must ignore the weird hooting, flapping butterfly like creatures that live in the transdimensional pathways, until you reach the home of the ticket.

There seek yourself other self out and give him/her/it a good slap, a couple of "who are yas' and tell "it" to get a friggin season ticket the friggin alternative you plastic.

Also see if Ifill is injured or not, if not kidnapp him.

ForteanTimes edited July 10, 2014 03:39
Kiwi Jambo wrote:

Here's a mystery

I got a ticket posted to me on the 24th of June 2014  it was one ticket for Phoenix V's Melbourne Victory for Sunday the 30th of October 2011,KO 4.30pm  kind of weird and what's stranger is that it has the HUAWEI logo on it  ,pretty sure their sponsorship started after that ?

The other thing is that I'm a member so don't need tickets sent to me although it was for my YF seat number ?is this the Twilight Zone ?has this happened to anyone else ?

Indeed the Twilight Zone is as good as any explanation. You've basically received a transdimensional football ticket.

In a universe/time line not that far removed, (we actually played the Victory that day so it's close, I'd say three universes across??), you are not a member but merely a casual fairweather supporter.

The only advice I can give you is to keep an eye out for an anomalies in time and space. These anomalies will center on the ticket as it does not belong in this universe. If you are lucking to spot a dimensional vortex/time storm look for a gateway. This could take the form of a door, a place, an object or even an idea, but you'll know it when you see it. 

Jump through the gateway, but you must ignore the weird hooting, flapping butterfly like creatures that live in the transdimensional pathways, until you reach the home of the ticket.

There seek yourself other self out and give him/her/it a good slap, a couple of "who are yas' and tell "it" to get a friggin season ticket the friggin alternative you plastic.

ForteanTimes edited July 10, 2014 03:38
Kiwi Jambo wrote:

Here's a mystery

I got a ticket posted to me on the 24th of June 2014  it was one ticket for Phoenix V's Melbourne Victory for Sunday the 30th of October 2011,KO 4.30pm  kind of weird and what's stranger is that it has the HUAWEI logo on it  ,pretty sure their sponsorship started after that ?

The other thing is that I'm a member so don't need tickets sent to me although it was for my YF seat number ?is this the Twilight Zone ?has this happened to anyone else ?

Indeed the Twilight Zone is as good as any explanation. You've basically received a transdimensional football ticket.

In a universe/time line not that far removed, (we actually played the Victory that day so it's close, I'd say three universes across??), you are not a member but merely a casual fairweather supporter.

The only advice I can give you is to keep an eye out for an anomalies in time and space. These anomalies will center on the ticket as it does not belong in this universe. If you are lucking to spot a dimensional vortex/time storm look for a gateway. This could take the form of a door, a place, an object or even an idea, but you'll know it when you see it. 

Jump through the gateway, but you must ignore the weird hooting, flapping butterfly like creatures that live in the transdimensional pathways, until you reach the home of the ticket.

There seek yourself other self out and give him/her/it a good slap, a couple of "who are yas' and tell to get a friggin season ticket the friggin alternative you plastic.