Wouldn't mind us asking Park Chu Young if he wanted to restart his career in Wellington. Get Hyundai to put in a good word for us...
Yeah, our presents wind up broken because John Banks insisted on cutting them all in half before wrapping them.
How did you know it was John Banks? I thought it was anonymous
Well, Santa got arrested because he'd been storing pirated Dvds inside some Christmas presents on his sleigh and Banksie didn't even send him a cookie and milk...and so he told John Campbell.