What has got me fudgeed is, if Finkler signs, what the hell sort of chant could we have for him?
"Finkle(r), Finkle(r), Phoenix star
He's better than Berisha"
Needs some work?
I may not have always loved you
But now there's a Stripey on you!
One tenth the size of Nathan Tinkler
We all love you Guilleherme Finkler
God only knows what I'd be without you