What has got me fudgeed is, if Finkler signs, what the hell sort of chant could we have for him?
"Finkle(r), Finkle(r), Phoenix star
He's better than Berisha"
Needs some work?
ETA: That's right supposed to have a YT vid when chants are suggested. This isn't the chant tune, but it's what I found when I searched for Twinkle Twinkle Little Star: