35 - "it's important I am playing at this point in my career. I haven't got many years left, so I'm determined to make an impact in the time that's left to me. If the gaffer doesn't play me, I'll have to look at my options elsewhere"
as opposed to 21 - "it's important I am playing at this point in my career. The only way for me to get better is to play games, and that's what I'm looking to do. I'm determined to make an impact in my time in football. If Mr Coachman doesn't play me, I'll have to see if I can be loaned somewhere"
16 - "I want to be the best player in the world, but right now I'm playing Call of Duty while I whack one out thinking about Selena Gomez. I'm determined my Mum won't catch me and make an impact on my arse with the kettle cord. If I don't make a go off football, I think I'll be working at Freshco with Curly Watts circa 1989, or get into Sports Management"